Introducing Breast Enhancing Gum...Seriously

Fuller, firmer breasts in mint-flavored packaging, can it be true? Apparently it is, at least that's what the makers of ZOFT® Fulfill Gum are guaranteeing with their "safe and all-natural" product. The gum comes in 24-piece boxes for $24.95 (though if you're ready to commit to chewing, you can get 15 boxes for $239.95, and isn't this product is all about bulk?). The recommened dosage is 1-2 pieces of gum, three times a day, so one box won't even get you through a week. The company recommends using the product for 3 months to begin with (so that bulk 15-box discount will leave you a month short of completion, but maybe that's only you're going to match Dolly). Once the first 3 months is completed, "maintenance" is just 1-2 weeks of chewing every six months. (This is starting to add up in price). 

Here's how/why it works according to their website. 

What most women do not realize is that 80% of underdeveloped breasts are the result of imbalances in hormone levels. ZOFT Fulfill Gum helps balance the hormones and stimulate breast growth.

ZOFT Fulfill Gum promotes the reactivation and proliferation of the necessary hormones. Your body will once again encourage breast growth, this time under the careful control of ZOFT’s special blend of natural herbs.

Still don't believe it? (Not sure if I do either). No problem, check out the testimonials or this Youtube product review done by fixmybreasts.com, "the number 1 breast enhancement review site". (Proving that there are still a lot of sites out there I had no idea existed.) 

So the question is, are you buying it? 

 
I wonder if this model's results are considered "typical"?