Of the three K's, I'm glad it's this one who got pregnant by accident

Bruce Jenner made me start watching "Keeping Up with the Kardashians." He was such an amazing athlete  when I was little, and everytime I tuned into the show about him, his wife, three grown step daughters, one grown step son and two young daughters, I kept thinking, he's gone from the Olympics to the circus. The three older daughters, Kourtney, Khloe and Kim, were either screaming at each other, or mad at their mom or doing nothing. The brother was a lost soul without a clue as to how to work, and the younger daughters just smiled (probably spaced out, wondering why they had the misfortunate to be born into the family.)

Kourtney and Khloe are now "Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami," at least for the moment. Soon I think it will be Kourtney Calms Down and Khloe Kills Herself Trying To Get As Skinny As Her Sisters. See, Kourtney, age 30, got pregnant by accident after rendezvousing with a supposed ex (otherwise known as Scumbag) and Khloe, 25,  has lost 20 pounds (she was never fat to start with -- just normal, which apparently isn't allowed in California or Florida). If one of the sisters had to have a baby, Kourtney would be my pick. She is the peacemaker in the family -- usually trying to get everyone to see everyone else's point of view. But can I say she's mature enough to be a mom? I'm not so sure. According to this story, she couldn't even bring herself to share the news.